Lordoflasagna, 34

Alright, let's be real. I'm as pale as a ghost, I sleep all day, and I have an aversion to garlic. But trust me, I'm not your typical vampire. I'm more into craft brews than blood, and my idea of a good time is a Netflix marathon.

Sure, I might have a slight obsession with velvet capes and vintage coffins, but who doesn't love a bit of gothic flair? And yes, I might accidentally hiss at the sunlight., But hey, it's a reflex okay?

Beneath the fangs and the pale skin, I'm just a regular guy (well, sort of) looking for someone to share eternal nights with. Someone who appreciates my dark sense of humor and doesn't mind my occasional nocturnal cravings (for pizza, not plasma).