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SCREWEDWARD

SCREWEDWARD Identifies As:
Gender: Male
Orientation:Bisexual
STATS Height: 5'08"
Weight: 100 lbs
Age: 34 years old.
LOCATION Canada, British Columbia
Last time online It's been a while

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My Description

i really am a vampire

i was bitten 06/06/1906 by a transvestite hooker in romania. they nursed me to what i am today.i now roam the streets looking for meanial human slaves to enrich my ice cold veins. I have a passion for chainsaws and hookers. i hate twilight, i am not sparkly if thats what u r into. i am only looking for other real vampires, so if you are a dirtbag human please do not contact me. My greatest hero is count chocula, as he is the closest thing to how vampires really are. something people dont know about us, is that we live on cereal, juice and tacos. I dig spandex and flip flops. my favourite color is blue and i really like buttons and glitter. You can kill a vampire by deprivation of hairspray and cookies. Vampires really dig fudge cookies.

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Hobbies & Interests: coupon clipping, mime, target practice, wine tasting, bible study
Body Type: skinny
Movies: horror, nothing but porn
Orientation: asexual, bisexual
Eye Color: black, glass
Hair Color: black
Ethnicity: Inter-racial
Relationship: widowed
Have Kids: no - and am unable to
Education Level: ain't had no skoolin
Income level: that's private
Do you smoke?: ceremonial smoking
Do you drink?: only blood
I currently live: on a pirate ship
Socially, I am: anti-social
Food Related: BRAINS!!!, Candiholic
Personality: pirate, punk
Individuality: magician, pirate at heart, vampire
Religious Views: Not Religious
Drugs: let's see, how should I answer this (wink, wink), what, are you a nark?
I'm looking for: the yin to my yang
My Sign: i was born in june
Pets: Turtles
Gender: Male, Transgender
Music: Death Metal, Hard Rock, Hardcore, Heavy Metal, Punk, Rock, Alternative Rock, Christian Rock
Hair Style: undetectable toupee
Fitness & Sports: wrestling, pilates, pole dancing
Health Related: diabetic
Groups:: I Am A Vampire ; Seeking Donor ; Donor

About My Match (What I'm looking for)

Movies: horror
Pets: Turtles

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