SCREWEDWARD

  • SCREWEDWARD Identifies As:
  • Gender: Male
  • Orientation:Bisexual
  • STATS Height: 5'08"
  • Weight: 100 lbs
  • Age: 36 years old.
  • LOCATION Canada, British Columbia

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My Description

i really am a vampire

i was bitten 06/06/1906 by a transvestite hooker in romania. they nursed me to what i am today.i now roam the streets looking for meanial human slaves to enrich my ice cold veins. I have a passion for chainsaws and hookers. i hate twilight, i am not sparkly if thats what u r into. i am only looking for other real vampires, so if you are a dirtbag human please do not contact me. My greatest hero is count chocula, as he is the closest thing to how vampires really are. something people dont know about us, is that we live on cereal, juice and tacos. I dig spandex and flip flops. my favourite color is blue and i really like buttons and glitter. You can kill a vampire by deprivation of hairspray and cookies. Vampires really dig fudge cookies.

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Hobbies & Interests
wine tasting, target practice, mime, coupon clipping, bible study
Body Type
skinny
Movies
steamy, horror
Orientation
bisexual, asexual
Eye Color
glass, black
Hair Color
black
Ethnicity
Inter-racial
Relationship
widowed
Have Kids
no - and am unable to
Education Level
ain't had no skoolin
Income level
that's private
Do you smoke?
ceremonial smoking
Do you drink?
only blood
I currently live
on a pirate ship
Socially, I am
anti-social
Food Related
BRAINS!!!, Candiholic
Personality
pirate, punk
Individuality
magician, vampire, pirate at heart
Religious Views
Not Religious
I'm looking for
the yin to my yang
My Sign
i was born in june
Pets
Turtles
Gender
Male, Transgender
Music
Alternative Rock, Heavy Metal, Christian Rock, Death Metal, Hard Rock, Hardcore, Rock, Punk
Hair Style
undetectable toupee
Fitness & Sports
wrestling, pole dancing, pilates
Health Related
diabetic


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I Am A Vampire ; Seeking Donor ; Donor



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Movies
horror
Pets
Turtles


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Topic: What is love to you?
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Topic: did you know
i am a vampire, and i bet you didnt know that you can...

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