• SCREWEDWARD Identifies As:
  • Gender: Male
  • Orientation:Bisexual
  • STATS Height: 5'08"
  • Weight: 100 lbs
  • Age: 34 years old.
  • LOCATION Canada, British Columbia
  • Last time online It's been a while
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My Description

i really am a vampire

i was bitten 06/06/1906 by a transvestite hooker in romania. they nursed me to what i am today.i now roam the streets looking for meanial human slaves to enrich my ice cold veins. I have a passion for chainsaws and hookers. i hate twilight, i am not sparkly if thats what u r into. i am only looking for other real vampires, so if you are a dirtbag human please do not contact me. My greatest hero is count chocula, as he is the closest thing to how vampires really are. something people dont know about us, is that we live on cereal, juice and tacos. I dig spandex and flip flops. my favourite color is blue and i really like buttons and glitter. You can kill a vampire by deprivation of hairspray and cookies. Vampires really dig fudge cookies.

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Hobbies & Interests
coupon clipping, mime, target practice, wine tasting, bible study
Body Type
horror, nothing but porn
asexual, bisexual
Eye Color
black, glass
Hair Color
Have Kids
no - and am unable to
Education Level
ain't had no skoolin
Income level
that's private
Do you smoke?
ceremonial smoking
Do you drink?
only blood
I currently live
on a pirate ship
Socially, I am
Food Related
BRAINS!!!, Candiholic
pirate, punk
magician, pirate at heart, vampire
Religious Views
Not Religious
let's see, how should I answer this (wink, wink), what, are you a nark?
I'm looking for
the yin to my yang
My Sign
i was born in june
Male, Transgender
Death Metal, Hard Rock, Hardcore, Heavy Metal, Punk, Rock, Alternative Rock, Christian Rock
Hair Style
undetectable toupee
Fitness & Sports
wrestling, pilates, pole dancing
Health Related

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