Screwedward, 39

i was bitten 06/06/1906 by a transvestite hooker in romania. they nursed me to what i am today.i now roam the streets looking for meanial human slaves to enrich my ice cold veins. I have a passion for chainsaws and hookers. i hate twilight, i am not sparkly if thats what u r into. i am only looking for other real vampires, so if you are a dirtbag human please do not contact me. My greatest hero is count chocula, as he is the closest thing to how vampires really are. something people dont know about us, is that we live on cereal, juice and tacos. I dig spandex and flip flops. my favourite color is blue and i really like buttons and glitter. You can kill a vampire by deprivation of hairspray and cookies. Vampires really dig fudge cookies.