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i really am a vampire
i was bitten 06/06/1906 by a transvestite hooker in romania. they nursed me to what i am today.i now roam the streets looking for meanial human slaves to enrich my ice cold veins. I have a passion for chainsaws and hookers. i hate twilight, i am not sparkly if thats what u r into. i am only looking for other real vampires, so if you are a dirtbag human please do not contact me. My greatest hero is count chocula, as he is the closest thing to how vampires really are. something people dont know about us, is that we live on cereal, juice and tacos. I dig spandex and flip flops. my favourite color is blue and i really like buttons and glitter. You can kill a vampire by deprivation of hairspray and cookies. Vampires really dig fudge cookies.
About Me
Gender Male
Orientation Bisexual
Height 5'08"
Weight 100 lbs
Hobbies & Interests wine tasting, target practice, mime, coupon clipping, bible study
Body Type skinny
Movies steamy, horror
Orientation bisexual, asexual
Eye Color glass, black
Hair Color black
Ethnicity Inter-racial
Relationship widowed
Have Kids no - and am unable to
Education Level ain't had no skoolin
Income level that's private
Do you smoke? ceremonial smoking
Do you drink? only blood
I currently live on a pirate ship
Socially, I am anti-social
Food Related BRAINS!!!, Candiholic
Personality pirate, punk
Individuality magician, vampire, pirate at heart
Religious Views Not Religious
I'm looking for the yin to my yang
My Sign i was born in june
Pets Turtles
Gender Male, Transgender
Music Alternative Rock, Heavy Metal, Christian Rock, Death Metal, Hard Rock, Hardcore, Rock, Punk
Hair Style undetectable toupee
Fitness & Sports wrestling, pole dancing, pilates
Health Related diabetic
Looking for
Movies horror
Pets Turtles

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