fullmetal (deleted)
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Posted: Post subject: S.Joke! read at own risk |
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A guy goes into a whorehouse. The madam asks, "What can we do for you tonight, sir? Do you have any special needs or desires?"
He says, "Something different. Surprise me."
She smiles and nods. "Follow me, sir."
She takes him to a room, relieves him of $100, anrd shows him in.
In the room is nothing but a bed - and standing on the bed, a white duck. The duck looks at him expectantly.
He is furious, and turns to call after the madam - but then thinks, what the hell? Maybe this is a special duck. I asked for something different, right?
So he f**ks the duck. The duck is indeed specially trained, and is most cooperative and helpful. To his surprise, he enjoys the experience very much. Before he leaves, he f^^ks the duck again.
The following night, he goes back to the same whorehouse. "That was kind of fun last night. Gimme something different, again. Surprise me."
She nods and leads him to a different room. Again the $100, and she shows him in.
Inside the room, which is dark, are a couple of dozen guys sitting on bleachers and watching an enormous flat-screen TV, on which a fat man is involved with three naked midgets. Some of them are masturbating, but most are just watching and eating popcorn.
He takes a bag of popcorn from the provided machine, draws a Coke from another, and takes a seat on the bleachers.
The show is amazing, and he watches with pleasure. After some time, he turns to the guy next to him and remarks, "This is pretty good!"
The guy takes a bite of popcorn. Without taking his eyes from the screen, he says, "You should have been here last night and seen the guy with the duck..."
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